Are you a cock-stitching hooker?
Bust out the puns
Unzipped,
Mon Nov 30 07:26:00 PST 2009
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Trio spared jail over cock-fight
THREE young men were spared jail after admitting organising a cock fight and causing unnecessary cruelty to animals.
Northern Echo,
Fri Nov 27 00:38:39 PST 2009
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HOCKEY: Alex hits dramatic late City winner
... Perks deflected in a short corner to level. It was building up to a dramatic finish, and with two minutes to go, Alex Cock snatched the winner for City, scoring after the ball had rebo...
Oxford Mail,
Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:00:19 GMT
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Cock reveals past 'tension' with CCC
Former DPP Robert Cock reveals 'tension' with corruption watchdog over priority of their cases.
WA Today,
Thu Nov 26 15:08:36 PST 2009
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Bad Sex Award 2009
... he imagined that if either one of them did begin to speak, it would be in a language unrecognizable to him. The green cock plunged in and out of the abundant naked body sprawled beneat...
Outlook,
Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:39:17 GMT
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Bad sex award goes to Jonathan Littell
... "I could use my prick like a stake hardened in the fire, and blind this Polyphemus who made me Nobody. But my cock remained inert, I seemed turned to stone." According to Beckman, Litt...
Guardian Unlimited,
Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:00:02 GMT
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2006 Lexus SUV 2007 BMW 3 Series 2007 Toyota Corolla 2006 Toyota Spacio 200 ...
MATURE CHRISTIAN LADY SEEKS employment as Housekeeper: cleaning Villa
Daily Nation,
Sun Nov 29 07:47:07 PST 2009
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Late Latifs
... were served during the sessions itself. (With all that wine around, no one thought about whining). I'm sure the current cock-of-the-hoop of Indian authors, Chetan Bhagat would have cal...
Sulekha.com,
Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:25:45 GMT
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CityCenter: One man's concept of a real city
Visitors to CityCenter, the Strip
Las Vegas Sun,
Sun Nov 29 02:00:13 PST 2009
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Bag a private London Eye Christmas flight
New Moon is nothing if not an international advertisement for the hungry virtues of virginity and young people can't get enough of it A smart, prickly and rewarding view of sexual and emoti...
This Is London,
Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:23:11 GMT
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FACT or FICTION: Better Late Than Never
THE MONKEY continues the long running LOP tradition
Lords of Pain,
Mon Nov 30 15:46:08 PST 2009
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Opening in London this week
New Moon is nothing if not an international advertisement for the hungry virtues of virginity and young people can't get enough of it Theatre Henry Hitchings A smart, prickly and rewarding ...
This is London,
Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:02:56 GMT
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Swine flu blog: Is jab a cure for headaches?
Deputy editor Alan Cleaver reports daily on the impact of swine flu in West Cumbria, with a particular slant on how the media and the public are reacting to the worsening crisis.
Whitehaven News,
Mon Nov 30 13:12:34 PST 2009
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N-contamination: Probe team questions Kaiga employees
... malevolent act was observed in Tarapur atomic power sub-station and the culprits were dismissed after investigations. Cock and bull story to cover up shenanigans by S Iyangar on 30 Nov...
Expressindia,
Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:52:22 GMT
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TV Junkie: 'Trauma' Has a Pulse; Tivo Beats Leno; White Christmas
Anastasia Griffith stars in NBC's "Trauma" tonight at 9pm NBC's "Trauma", like a Monty Python sketch, ain't dead yet according to Chuck Barney at the Contra Costa Times. After trimming it's...
LAist,
Mon Nov 30 15:31:09 PST 2009
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Top prices at Ash Farm Herd's reduction
... a January 2007 son of a former Devon Cattle Breeders' Society sale champion, Challenge Brigadier 4th, sold to Andrew Cock, of Buckfastleigh, at 1,575. Leading the autumn calvers was Wh...
Plymouth Evening Herald,
Mon, 30 Nov 2009 11:00:00 GMT
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Sexist Comments of the Week: OMG THE SIDE HUG IS SATIRE Edition - The Sexist - Was...
Last week, we examined the Christian Side-Hug , an advanced chastity maintenance mechanism which allows people to hug one other without the fear of primary or secondary sex characteristics ...
Washington City Paper,
Mon Nov 30 12:55:14 PST 2009
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More
... engaging in sex with a male. Where were the men who fathered the children? Why were they behaving like the domestic cock that fertilised the eggs of the domestic hen, and never bothere...
The Ghanaian Chronicle,
Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:53:54 GMT
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Profile information
DJ Alex Pe Win is 33 1/3 of the Voices Collective alsongside fellow DJ's Cedric Woo and Ramar and live percussionist 'Bongomaniac'. Alex has been a working and professional DJ since 1990 bu...
My Village Stokenewington,
Mon Nov 30 09:34:22 PST 2009
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